too hot for ugly people too ugly for hot people
in english class today my teacher asked “what is the definition of poetry” and he called on me and i said “any type of writing that is not prose” and he got very angry because his lesson plan was to have a twenty minute discussion about the definition of poetry and then tell the class the definition was any writing that wasnt prose and apparently i ruined his lesson so he took my talking privileges away
I went out for breakfast this morning and between ordering my meal and now, I have forgotten what I ordered.
I’m kind of excited to see what they bring me now.
If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.
You should volunteer as tribute, you evil genius
Holy shit I just realized that if you were a sponsor you could just send poisoned food to tributes you didn’t like