grandpaharleys:

i dont understand the stereotype that women are obsessed with shoes, like have u ever met a high school boy

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twlboaj:

on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents

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8oo:

i went to japan but there were no subtitles

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putuporshuttup:

if you can pull off a beanie you can pull off my pants

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bewbin:

bewbin:

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

Briefcase

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badlupin:

there are some days where i forget to eat the entire day, and then there are other days where i have first breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, third breakfast, tea, dinner, soupsies, supper, night lunch, midnight snack and one-in-the-morning snack

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nico-di-angelcake:

  • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME IN A CONDESCENDING WAY
  • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME LIKE I’M AN IDIOT
  • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME AS IF I’M STUPID BECAUSE I DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT SOMETHING THAT YOU KNEW ABOUT OR BECAUSE I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND SOMETHING THAT’S SIMPLE FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND
  • JUST DON’T DO IT

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nointerrruption:

growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money

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rapldashing:

I don’t care that I am a full grown human my parents should still carry me in from the car when I pretend to be asleep

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